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This blog is all about jokes and random thoughts. Don't look for deep insight or thoughts on current events..This is just to make me and my friends laugh and hopefully a few others as well.Friday, June 20, 2008
"Job Offer"
| A young man goes into the Job Center in Worcester MA, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist' Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more, "Can You give me some more details about this?" he asks The guy behind the desk. The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady Patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help Them out of their underwear, lie them down and Carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply Shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair Then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the Gynecologist's' examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going To have to go to Providence RI. That's about 100 miles From here." "Oh why, is that where the job's at?" "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!" | |||
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