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This blog is all about jokes and random thoughts. Don't look for deep insight or thoughts on current events..This is just to make me and my friends laugh and hopefully a few others as well.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

 
 
Of all the jokes and comics I have seen about this whole issue this is the one that tickled my funnybone the most.
 
Enjoy
 
 
 
 

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

 

Fw: Comedy

 
 
 
A West Virginia boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never
having seen an elevator)responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this
in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father
were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the
boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls
light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the
last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,voluptuous
24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes
off the young woman, said quietly to his son
 
.... "Go get your mother."
 
 

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