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This blog is all about jokes and random thoughts. Don't look for deep insight or thoughts on current events..This is just to make me and my friends laugh and hopefully a few others as well.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Service?

I became confused when I heard these terms
With reference to the word 'service'.

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But
Today, I overheard two farmers talking, and
One of them said he had hired a bull to
'service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus.

Now I understand what all those 'service'
Agencies are doing to us.

Now you are as enlightened as I am.

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posted by Thundar # 10:06 PM 0 Comments

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Flat Tire

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate.

So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road,carefully, get out of the
Car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood
Them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats
Exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers..

To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of
Course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and
Waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of
His car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy
Camper!

"What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
Road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.

So I told him, "Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"

She must have been a blond

posted by Thundar # 9:42 PM 0 Comments

Thursday, January 01, 2009

November 4th, 2008

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand
Up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!'

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not
Perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said
Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than
You do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Indians,'
'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
Teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
Anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson
To the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'

The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh
Shit, we're screwed!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was the American people,
November 4th, 2008".

posted by Thundar # 2:12 PM 0 Comments