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The world's greatest charade player brags that he can
Guess any charade. A TV producer decides to use the
Charade player in a TV special. He issues a challenge
Offering the charade player a million dollars to guess
A very hard charade on television.

The charade player agrees. Comes the big night, all
The world is watching. The charade player is sitting on
Stage in front of a curtain. Music blares and the curtain
Opens to reveal seven nude young women.

The second and fourth ladies are holding their breasts,
While the other five have their backs to him and are
Baring their behinds.

The charade player barely glances over them and says,
"The William Tell Overture by Rossini."

The flabbergasted producer says in awe, "You have
Done it! That's the correct answer. You are indeed the
Greatest charade player!" and he hands him a check
For a million bucks.

Walking out, a reporter stops the charade player and
Ask him how he did it."

It is really simple," says the charade player. "One look
At the positions of the seven women, and I realized it
As the William Tell Overture." "Rump … titty … rump …
T/TTY … rump … rump … rump."