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This blog is all about jokes and random thoughts. Don't look for deep insight or thoughts on current events..This is just to make me and my friends laugh and hopefully a few others as well.Sunday, September 30, 2007
"Change of Plans"
| A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night By strange noises from his parents' room, and he Decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, He was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging For all they were worth. "DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?" "It is ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a Baby that is all." The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby Brother, was pleased and went back to bed with a Smile on his face. Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past The bathroom and was shocked to discover his Mother giving oral gratification to his father. "DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?" "Son, there has been a change of plan," his father Replied. "Your mother did want a baby, but now she Wants a BMW." | |||
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Fw: SMALL????
| Little Suzie came home from school and with a smile on her face told her mother. "Me and Frank Brown were playing today and he got his willy out!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Suzie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut" Relaxing with a hidden smile, Suzie's Mum asked, "Really small was it ?" "No" Suzie replied "Salty!" | ||
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Thursday, September 06, 2007
MASSIVE HEART ATTACK
| An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack and his family drove Wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, Wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly he said "I'm afraid hes brain-dead, but his heart is still beating" "Oh, dear God," cried his wife, Her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock! "We've never had a Democrat in the family!" | ||
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Sunday, September 02, 2007
Sunday Morning Sex
| I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified Katie told her grandmother that 2 people, nearly 100 years old having sex, would surely be asking for trouble. Oh no my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.' She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.' | ||
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