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Saturday, March 31, 2007

"The Budweiser method"

Two cowboys were leanin' up against the rail at their
favorite bar.... They're tired and worn out from a long day.
Havin a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talking,
watchin' the women go by... This really beautiful brunette
walks by, and the two cowboys look at her, tip their hats
back a little, look at each other, smile, and one of them
says, "I'll give her a 3."

The other cowboy nods slowly, and says, "Yep. She's
a 3 for sure."

Little while later another woman, this time a fantastic
lookin redhead, comes walkin by in front of them... First
cowboy looks her up and down, smiles, takes a sip from
his beer, and says to the second cowboy, "Well, I think
that one must be a 4." The second cowboy agrees and
says, "Yep... she sure is a 4."

Time passes on, and the cowboys are still sippin' their
beers, just watchin' folks pass. And across the room
comes this absolutely gorgeous, drop-dead beautiful
blonde.... As she comes near them, they both kind a
straighten up, and tip their hats back a little for a better
look. First cowboy smiles real wide, looks at his pal
and says, "Damnnn! That one has GOT to be a 6." The
second cowboy nods slowly, grins, and says, "Yep.
DEFINITELY a 6."

Well, the woman hears them.. and she is NOT amused...
She turns around real sharply and comes right up to the
two grinning cowboys... She looks the first one in the
eye and says, "Excuse me. But are you two actually
standing there rating women?!?"

The cowboys look kind a embarrassed... lookin' down
at their boots, and they both nod. One of them says,
"Well, yes ma'am, we are, but you don't understand...."
She is REALLY mad now... and looks at the cowboy
and says, "Well, I'll have you know I've been rated far
higher than that by far better than YOU."

And the second cowboy says, "But, ma'am, you really
don't understand!" And she says, "Well. What is it I
don't understand. Here you are, rating women. I
understand THAT!."

And the first cowboy says, "But ma'am, we use a
different kind a rating system....."

The blonde, says, "Oh. And what would THAT be?
No one has EVER rated me a SIX before!"

And the second cowboy says, "Well, we use the
Budweiser method, ma'am."

So she asks, "What the hell is the Budweiser method?"

And the first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says,
reeeeal slowly, "Well ma'am, that's how many
Clydesdales it would take to pull you off my face."

posted by Thundar # 2:56 PM 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Peel & Win - Watch out Tim Horton customers

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "Peel & Win"
sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've
won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a
motor home!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're
mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't
have that as a prize."
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"
She hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
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"W I N A B A G E L"
P.S.: I just pass 'em on, I don't write 'em!

posted by Thundar # 6:19 PM 0 Comments

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Saturday, March 31, 2007

"The Budweiser method"

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Peel & Win - Watch out Tim Horton customers

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