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This blog is all about jokes and random thoughts. Don't look for deep insight or thoughts on current events..This is just to make me and my friends laugh and hopefully a few others as well.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

 
Little Kevin was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Kevin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and took little Kevin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

“No," said Kevin, "He plays for the Yankees, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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