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Monday, April 17, 2006

 

What are thoes?

A man and his young son are in the drugstore
when the son sees the shelf of condoms and
asks his father what they are. The dad replies,
"Well, son, those are condoms and they're for
protection when you're having sex."
 
The son then picks up one of the packs and
asks why it has three in it. The dad replies,
"Those are for high school boys.  One for
Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
 
The son then picks up one with six units
asks, "Why six?"
 
The dad replies, "Well son, those are for
college men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday
and two for Sunday."
 
The son then notices the 12 pack and asks
the same question.
 
The dad replies, "Son, those are for married
men. One for January, one for February,
one for March...."

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