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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Fw: Comedy

A West Virginia boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were

amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,

silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together

again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never

having seen an elevator)responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this

in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father

were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up

to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the

lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the

boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls

light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the

last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,voluptuous

24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes

off the young woman, said quietly to his son

.... "Go get your mother."

posted by Thundar # 11:10 PM

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