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Saturday, February 26, 2011

 

Muslim Brotherhood

This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if United States meddling in Egypt continued they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails,... They have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

 

The Mother of all Jihadist jokes

  

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe, chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. 
 
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. 
 
''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''
 
''Yes, I remember him as a baby'' says the other mother cheerfully. 
 
"He's a martyr now though" the mother confides. 

"Oh, so sad dear'' says the other. 
 
''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'' 
 
''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, 
''he had such curly hair when he was born.''
 
''He's a martyr too'' says the mother quietly. 
 
''Oh, gracious me . . . '' says the other. 
 
''And this is my third son.  My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.  
He would have  been 18'', she whispers. 
 
''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes. 
 
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at  the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .
   
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"





 

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