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Tuesday, January 05, 2010

 

Fw: Inner Peace

 
 
-------Original Message-------
 
Date: 1/5/2010 7:58:51 AM
Subject: Inner Peace
 
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

                                I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice, you too can find inner peace.

                                Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

                               So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Bacardi Rum, a bottle of Smirnoff Vodka, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the Strawberry Shortcake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
 
                                You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.



 

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