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Saturday, July 25, 2009

 

Political healing

The November election is now just a memory.

The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make up. But that they do!

Governor Sarah Palin, who ran for Vice President on John McCain's Republican ticket, is doing her part to do just that. For example, she has invited the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, to visit her great state of Alaska, now that she has more time after resigning from her post.

To celebrate her new-found freedom from the toils of office, she has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them:

  • Dick Cheney will lead them on the hunt

  • Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins each evening, and

  • Bill Clinton will entertain their wives and daughters.

    • posted by Thundar  # 4:45 AM 0 Comments

    Sunday, July 19, 2009

     

    The best comeback!

       

     I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
    We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange and blue.
    My dad kept staring at him.
    The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: " What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing that he would have a good one.
    And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
    "Got stoned once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son"


     

     

     

     

    posted by Thundar  # 4:03 AM 0 Comments

    Wednesday, July 15, 2009

     

    Farrah - R.I.P.

     
     
     

     At 5:15 am, Thursday, June 25th, 2009, Farrah Fawcett passes away after a long battle with cancer.   Shortly after she arrives at the Pearly Gates and

    Meets with Saint Peter.   Saint Peter said, "Farrah, you are truly an Angel and before you pass through these gates, I offer you one wish." 

    Farrah said, "Saint Peter, I want safety and security for all the children of the world." 

    Six hours later, Michael Jackson is dead.  

     

     

     

     

     

    posted by Thundar  # 6:50 PM 0 Comments

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