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Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East and he was
only here a few months when he became ill. He went to doctor after doctor,
but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said:
 
"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop,
and den put your head down over de bocket ahn breathe in de fumes for ten
minutes."
 
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed
on the poop, and bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
 
Coming back to the doctor, he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was
wrong with me?"
 
"You were homesick," said the doctor