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This blog is all about jokes and random thoughts. Don't look for deep insight or thoughts on current events..This is just to make me and my friends laugh and hopefully a few others as well.Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Guts Vs Balls
| There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about People having guts or balls, but do you really know The difference between them? In an effort to keep You informed, the definitions are noted below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with The guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and Having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are You flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with The guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on Your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and Having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty!' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the Outcome, since both ultimately result in death. | |||
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