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This blog is all about jokes and random thoughts. Don't look for deep insight or thoughts on current events..This is just to make me and my friends laugh and hopefully a few others as well.Friday, April 11, 2008
RETIREMENT
| My new investment strategy... Here's a little retirement info for you: If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, one year ago, you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you'd have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00. With WorldCom, you'd have had less than $5.00 left. But... if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drank all the beer and then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you'd have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg. | ||
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