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This blog is all about jokes and random thoughts. Don't look for deep insight or thoughts on current events..This is just to make me and my friends laugh and hopefully a few others as well.Friday, November 16, 2007
Please take the following Manliness Assessment
| 1) In the company of females, intercourse should be Referred to as: A) lovemaking B) screwing C) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2) You should make love to a woman for the first time Only after you've both shared: A) your views about what you expect from a S*xual Relationship B) your blood-test results C) five tequila slammers 3) You time your org*sm so that: A) your partner climaxes first B) you both climax simultaneously C) you don't miss SportsCenter 4) Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A) healthy, creative love-play B) not the sort of thing Your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to C) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever Find out about 5) Spending the whole night cuddling a woman You've just had sex with is: A) the best part of the experience B) the second best part of the experience C) $100 extra 6) Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in The last month. You tell her that it is: A) No concern of yours B) not a problem, she can join your gym C) a conservative estimate 7) You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A) a myth B) an oxymoron C) a moron 8) Foreplay is to sex as: A) appetizer is to entree B) primer is to paint C) a line is to an amusement park ride 9) Which of the following are you most likely to find Yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A) "I hope we can still be friends." B) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message At the beep." C) "Welcome to Dumpsville; population, YOU." 10) A woman who is uncomfortable watching you Self-indulge: A) probably needs a little more time before she can Cope with that sort of intimacy. B) is uptight and a waste of time C) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the First place Evaluating the results: If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your Pants to make sure you really are a man. If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into Therapy, you're a little confused. If you answered "c" more than 7 times, "You DA MAN!" | |||
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Saturday, November 10, 2007
Some interesting facts
| Ran across this clip this morning and thought I just had to share it with everybody. Enjoy | |||
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