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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

 

"A Miracle Cure"

 
 A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers
 and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have
 a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
 
 "Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!"
 announces a proud physician, "They just came out
 with this new wonder drug that does the trick! You
 take some pills, and your problems are history."
 
 So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends
 him on his merry way.
 
 A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his
 patient on the street.
 
 "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got
 to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!
 I've had sex fourteen times in eight days!"
 
 "Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician,
 "What does your wife think about it?"
 
 "Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't even been home yet!"
 
 

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