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Sunday, April 01, 2007

Fw: to be 6 again

   A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife,
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

   "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

   On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a
day!
   He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

   He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

   Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with
a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six
again??"

   Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant
my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.

posted by Thundar # 7:04 PM

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