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This blog is all about jokes and random thoughts. Don't look for deep insight or thoughts on current events..This is just to make me and my friends laugh and hopefully a few others as well.Monday, November 13, 2006
Been thinking about the border problem
| Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. --- Problem solved ***Thanks Shanna for sending this one*** | |||
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Sunday, November 12, 2006
Five Surgeons
| Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the bet patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York City, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second surgeon, fromChicago, responds, " Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, fromDallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, Washington,DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on; there are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable. | |||
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