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 We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male
to see any woman other than his wife naked,
and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all
American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti terrorist effort. All men are to position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate
that they think it's okay to see nude women other
than their wife and to show support for all
American women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further
proof of your anti terrorist sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your
efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti terrorist activity.

G~d bless America

and

G~d Bless American Women!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!!!